Counting the cattle (testo - lyrics)

I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... I'm countin' the cattle Just to check if there alive I'm counting' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 I'm countin' the cattle once again. Well, the first little cow She went for a climb, fell off the Mountain - and then we were 9 The second little cow, she went out For a date Discovered it was Wolfie And then we were 8 I'm countin'... Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks - Met some horny bulls And now I'm only countin' 6 Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key The're hanging at the butchers And I'm only counting 3 I'm countin'... Well the 8·9 said: - We're never havin' Fun!! They packed their things And left! And I'm only countin' 1!! Well here we are Me and Molly She is brown-spottet, cheerful And she's jolly Our son is a muuhtant - But who gives a damn - I mean, when the folks Downtown, calls us: Mister and mam!! I'm counting'...